AOL says they’ve changed?

Updated 02-3-2007. It’s a different plot but the story has the same ending: No matter how AOL dresses it up, they can’t make the donkey that their washed-up business is look a horse. The only thing that’s changed is their approach. Rather than siphon money right out of your checking or credit card account for […]

AOL’s Haier Media Player

Edited 2-03-2007 and 5-19-2007. Everyone’s talking about how “AOL is in the iPod business now.” AOL unveiled this hideous mp3-playing monstrosity at the CES show in LA like it was the cure for cancer. It got people murmuring about “how much AOL has changed” and “how innovative” they are and whether or not this shiny […]

You can CANN spam, too – just quit AOL.

Members of AOL fight a constant battle with spam, especially if they don’t know how to fiddle with the “Spam Control” buttons on their inboxes. The printed version of the spam they’re mercilessly bombarded with each year would have to be measured in tons. This article from ZWire (page no longer exists) outlines how the […]

And AOL’s screw-the-stockholder award goes to…

Kent D. Wakeford, former executive affairs director of AOL’s now-defunct NY business unit. It’s a real award (as far as he was concerned) and was bestowed upon him by his former boss, David Colburn. In Colburn’s speech about it, he called Kent’s deal-making with PurchasePro, their former business partner: …““science fiction,” according to “Stealing Time,” […]